Framed Degens — Stories
47 framed fighters, each with a story written just for them.
Assassin Fuzen
Broke his katana while beating his men on the beach. He plans on improving himself.
Assassin Fuzen
Caught a disease while serenading courtesans at the izakaya. He now plans to teach degens.
Assassin Fuzen
Lost his wealth after being bitten by Fred's snake at the whorehouse. He seeks advice about his future.
Assassin Fuzen
Spat on a stranger while catching a venereal disease under a bridge. He is recovering slowly.
Charmer Fred
Has charmed many aspiring degenerates into giving him money for entrance to the Dojo. They later learn that the dojo is free.
Cheery Haru
Was a cheerful man before talking with Edmundo on the tatami mats. Now all his dreams have come true.
Cheery Haru
Increased his charisma by arranging his thoughts in his own quarters. He now seeks a quieter life.
Cheery Haru
Spoke too rashly after impersonating his superior in the bamboo forest. He misses his simpler life, cleaning poop.
Cheery Haru
Had his arm broken while shouting at ninjas at Mount Fuji. He is a true Degen.
Cheery Haru
Got stabbed while spreading gossip at the whorehouse. He lives one day at a time.
Cheery Haru
Got his balls chopped off for hallucinating on mushrooms at the Degen Dojo. Now he walks around a proud man.
Cheery Haru
Was a Yakuza leader before attempting greatness on the top of Mount Haku. He's since been kicked out of the Dojo.
Cheery Haru
Was groped inappropriately while sabotaging his master in front of the shoji doors. He now plans to write a book.
Drooling Azuma
Fumbled his shot at glory by gambling his savings at Nagasaki Lantern Festival. He will never be the same.
Drooling Azuma
Lost his mojo while having a bout of diarrhea in the bamboo forest. He has chosen to forget the incident.
Fatty Bobsticks
Lost his hair while attacking his superior in the garden. He is now truly free.
Fatty Bobsticks
Lost his nipple while staring down Oleg in his own bed. He has tremendous shame over the incident.
Fatty Bobsticks
Had his earring stolen while being harrassed by courtesans on a hike in Mount Hotaka. He is now retreating to the jungle.
Fatty Bobsticks
Lost his nerve after speaking with The Degen Scholar at Mount Fuji. He looks forward to better days.
FiL
Killed a man while betting his family fortune at sunset. It has made him a more humble person.
Gloomy Masumi
Became a legend after blackmailing his friend on a high moon evening. He can do better.
God Of Lightning
Behaved badly while betraying his family out in the cold. He is now writing the Degen Handbook.
Igor The Bear
Had his dreams shattered after clearing his mind at the onsen. He earnt the respect of the Dojo.
Igor The Bear
Used to be ambitious before staring down Oleg in the bamboo forest. He wonders what could have been.
Igor The Bear
Had his money stolen while dreaming of glory in Nagoya. He is recovering slowly.
Igor The Veteran
Used to be a great man before fighting with Ikari in the streets. He is now selling himself on the streets.
Igor The Veteran
Lost his integrity by talking to Haru on the beach. He now plans to start his own dojo.
Junichiro
Had his money stolen while laughing with Haru in front of the shoji doors. He couldn't be more pleased with himself.
Junichiro Reborn
Lost his integrity by playing a female in the gambling house. He now plans to commit seppuku.
Junichiro Reborn
Killed a man while staring down Oleg on a misty morning. He found the experience thrilling.
Legless Tom
Was found stoned, drunk and naked on Degens path by The English Pilot. They've been friends ever since.
One-Eyed Itsuki
Lost his honor by pulling out his own teeth at the Edo palace. He is now a wiser person.
Raikou The Stoner
Became enlightened after betraying his master on a misty morning. He regrets nothing.
Raikou The Stoner
Broke his katana while blackmailing his friend in the dojo latrines. He cannot forget the incident.
Raikou The Stoner
Lost his respectability from dreaming of glory at the local yakiniku. He has not forgiven himself.
Shitless Botan
Lost his wealth after thinking about women in the dirt. He is now writing the Degen Handbook.
Shitless Botan
Conjured his master plan while shouting at ninjas at the noodle house. He seeks advice about his future.
Shitless Botan
Strengthened his status by chasing his mistress at Mount Koriyoka. He wonders what could have been.
Shitless Botan
Discovered his calling while hallucinating on mushrooms at the onsen. He relives this moment every day.
Stresshead Rin
Caught a disease while talking to The Old Dragon on Degens Path. He relives this moment every day.
Timberwolf
Misplaced his sandals while eating with BBQ Ben in the dirt. He has now dedicated his life to Buddhism.
Tokuda
Overestimated his skill while hallucinating on mushrooms at the izakaya. He has chosen to forget the incident.
Tokuda
Stabbed a monkey while seeking a fight with The Kingpin on a high moon evening. He is now writing the Degen Handbook.
Young Yuji
Befriended some degens while looking for money around the Dojo. He still hasn't told his family.
Young Yuji
Became too drunk after chasing his mistress on the tatami mats. He hasn't slept in a week.
Yuji The Wise
Lost his nerve after laughing with Haru in the streets. He looks forward to better days.
Yuuki
Fell in love with a pig while flirting with Rin at Mount Fuji. He still hasn't told his family.